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Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

"Don't make eye contact..."

Alice in Responsibilityland

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Author discusses her next sensation novel

His Master's Joyce.

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

'Relax, Gulliver, there may be a book in this.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

The e-Book Accused of Causing the Death of the Paperback?

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"No, I'm Moby Fred, but I'll be glad to take a message."

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Louisa May Alcott

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

Doris Lessing.

Ahab and Moby, before things got out of hand.

Person Reading For Pleasure

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Book worm.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I think we should ask ourselves: when did our Book Group begin to lose its way?"

Shark Book Signing