Novels Gifts

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

"Don't make eye contact..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

Alice in Responsibilityland

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Author discusses her next sensation novel

His Master's Joyce.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'Relax, Gulliver, there may be a book in this.'

"Dystopian novels are suddenly uplifting."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

The e-Book Accused of Causing the Death of the Paperback?

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

F. Scott Fitzgerald

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

'I became obese while reading the latest Harry Potter.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

"No, I'm Moby Fred, but I'll be glad to take a message."

Stage one...scratch heads... one and two and...'

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

Stonehenge Books

Ahab and Moby, before things got out of hand.

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Doris Lessing.