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Book Lovers in Richmond

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Jean-Paul Sartre

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Gen-Next Library

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'