Novel Nut Pillows

'How's your novel coming along?'

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Ceramics Dept. (You Break It, You Bought It.) Book Dept. (You Speed-Read It, You bought It.)

Good news! You've got a book in you, just waiting to come out!

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

No 10-1984

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

John Bunyan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Bubble gum leaves

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Botany Baby!

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Jack London

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Addicted to reading