Novel Nut Mugs

'How's your novel coming along?'

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

No 10-1984

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Botany Baby!

Bubble gum leaves

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Jack London

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Addicted to reading

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

You are what you eat!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'