Novelty Nut Pillows

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Dog Walking Services

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Hay Rides $10

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Bubble gum leaves

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Botany Baby!

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Do you think the birds like me?"

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

Elton John

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Ball Pool Peril