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Audio Books

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Audio Books

Try me/try me/try me...

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Bathroom Fairy

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Call me!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Now what?!'

Shell Pods

Clive Anderson

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Women who Read Too Much

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Attention Span Man

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

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