Nostalgic Tv Forays Pillows

"You've mellowed - I remember you turning off this programme on disgust when it was first shown in 2005."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Late Night TV

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Head of Dumbing-Down

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

Okay

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

Kellogg's Wapners

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

BBC Creative Dept.

'Hi! Tonights top 100 sagas will be interspersed with celebrity reminiscences form me!'

Did You Know That...millions of obsolete 405 line TV's were shipped to Japan to be turned into fish tanks?

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"