Nostalgic Punk Fans Gifts

Second-to-last of the Mohicans...

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Disease-y Top

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Useless-memory lane

"Greatest Band?"

Thatcher's child

Inside Baseballs

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

"When I was your age I had to go out and mark my territory to send a message."

Punk rock Boris Johnson and the Queen

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

Bring back the cat.

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie?'" "Are America's best days behind us?" "Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said 'In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country.'" "I still have no idea what he was talking about." "I don't even remember what I asked you."

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

Retrospect Road

Liam Gallagher

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see."

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

Tracy Tracy

Snowflake

Anti-social Sciences

'Where did we go wrong...?'

'Lefty Was Here'

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.

'You know what I couldn't stand about the army, you all go to dress the same.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 31. Have your friends find part of your Hot Wheels collection in your locker.