Nostalgic Peacekeepers Gifts

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Elvis Presley

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Home Sweet Home

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Grandma's caf

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'