Nostalgic Overthinker Pillows

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

No Immediate Danger

That party went well.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The overthinker"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Lost Diary'

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

The end of innocence

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Gene Tierney caricature

A. A. Milne

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'