Overthinker Pillows

Insomnia Jeopardy

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm busy living out the anxieties of a completely hypothetical situation."

Flowchart of an idea.

The Thinker and The Second Guesser

"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."

"You're overthinking this."

"If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours sleep and be all right. If I fall asleep now, I'll get four hours sleep and drink lots of coffee. If I wake up now, I can call in sick before anyone gets to the office..."

"Tomorrow? Be serious. How do you expect me to overthink it by tomorrow?"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

When life gives you a metaphor get extra doggie bags.

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

What are they laughing at? It's me, isn't it? Why do they hate me?

"It's way too cerebral. What were you thinking?"

'What were you thinking?'

Confused.

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

I have very few things in life to worry about...and that is making me worried!

When your brain has a mind of its own,

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

'Let's face it dear, if you don't have something to worry about then you worry about that. . .'

That party went well.

'That's quite a conundrum. Perhaps if you stopped beating it.'

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

Getting older is...Going into a room and forgetting what you have done in there for.

"You might be overthinking it."

The Pessimistic Elevator

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Counting Sheep

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"I'm worrying globally."

"Please don't leave me here along with my own brain for 8 hours ever again."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I keep catching myself wondering why I am so stressed. Then I remember this guy."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."