Nostalgic Nate Gifts

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Football Crazy strip six

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'So what have you been up to?'

'Early Laptops.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

It's hammerhead time

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Travel Scenes

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

It's academic

The last of the mullet.

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

Still living with parents....

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Drat!"

"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"