Nostalgic Knitter Gifts

"Remember when we were members of a desirable demographic?"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Lost Diary'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

An Appreciation

octopus knitting a jumper...

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Sportknitting

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'