Nostalgic Animal Enthusiasts Gifts

"My old riding school."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

Raised by Dogs

'Bring out yer books!'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"It's probably just seasonal."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!