Nostalgic Animal Enthusiasts Gifts

"My old riding school."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Bring out yer books!'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Raised by Dogs

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray