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Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

"WHich one is mine?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Thomas Keneally

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

The three wise cats were bearing slightly less practical gifts.

"I'm getting a CAT scan after Christmas."

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

"Can we do this another night? I've got an early report."

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."

Plastic surgeon's here.

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

Christmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"Hang on!...I thought these things were supposed to make people fall in love when I shoot them?"

"Ruddy gig economy."

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Bob and Carol had agreed on abstinence before marriage.

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

"Oops."

Romance Novels

Horse falls in love with a toy horse.