Nose Story Fan Gifts

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Thomas Keneally

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night

"I'm getting a CAT scan after Christmas."

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Can we do this another night? I've got an early report."

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

"In America, the streets are paved with gold. And everything else is stuffed with cheese and bacon."

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Ruddy gig economy."

"Hang on!...I thought these things were supposed to make people fall in love when I shoot them?"

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

Christmas Scene: Wise man with poor vision offering a gift to a sheep.

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Bob and Carol had agreed on abstinence before marriage.

Horse falls in love with a toy horse.

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

"Yes, we need someone to test a run of facial tissue. What makes you qualified?"

Romance Novels

"Oops."