Northern Spirit Embracers Pillows

'As a Northern couple we've always believed in microclimate change; put on some shorts and a T-shirt and you might as well be in Torremolinos.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'He's doing it again.'

Champagne and Oysters

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"Are you tempting fate with poor diet and little exercise?" "Tempting it"? I'm surprised we haven't been charged with entrapment.

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

New Normal

Change is good.

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

Salman Rushdie

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

Welsh Dragon

"That's Mr. Rogowski. He doesn't have kids to bring to work on bring-your-child-to-work day, so he brought his inner child."

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

'Peace'

". . . So tell me Mr. Confirmed Bachelor. . . why did you get married?"

"Does my bump look big in this"

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"