Northern Spirit Appreciator Pillows

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

William Tell in his younger years.

Davy Crocat

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"Who has been naughty and who has been nice?"

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

'The Boss has got his Xmas decorations up early this year!'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"This 'Custodians of the Countryside' thing has probably gone far enough..."

'I may have lost, but I gave as good as I got.' 'Yes, indeed. We saw you beating the hell out of the referee.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Northern pole all-nighter

'Great performance. He was going for a triple bypass, and he did a quadruple.'

Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.

'Baggy jeans are ideal for walking through puddles, your majesty.'

"What part of Noh don't you understand?"

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

I love myself.

"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

Chutzpah 50c.

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

Are we inviting invisible friends?

'I don't know how I'm going to get this down the chimney.'

Thoughts and Prayers

'As a Northern couple we've always believed in microclimate change; put on some shorts and a T-shirt and you might as well be in Torremolinos.'

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

A dying man gives Death the bird

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

'You two are leaving me no tools for a healthy separation.'