Northern Navigator Gifts

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

"Ho, Ho, Wow! Orienteering to the north pole! Amazing!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The Life of Pi

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I am not asking for directions."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Saved...life is good!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Battery Lighthouse

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"