Northern Adventurer Gifts

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

"I just built me a summer home up north."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Tommy!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Sailor in Car.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Igloo for birds.

The polar olympics

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

The lonely figure

Can I have a look at the map?

Going to Sea.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Polar bears

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg