Northern Adventurer Gifts

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

"I just built me a summer home up north."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Tommy!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Sailor in Car.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Igloo for birds.

The polar olympics

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Going to Sea.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

The lonely figure

Can I have a look at the map?

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"