North Vs South Pillows

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Last Chance For Reality

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

"Northern pole all-nighter

Are the North Pole bars closed?

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Going South.

A northern cow

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

'What's an OFF season?'

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"

A Redneck Christmas

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Diocese of South Carolina!

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

OWT - NOWT.

You Are Here

"Straight down the high street, follow your nose. On second thoughts... follow my arm!"

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

"...We can't just drive off when he's half way through."

Yorkshire Lass