Traveling North Pillows

'What's an OFF season?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

Desert Island Meals.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Airlines

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Airport Security.

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Sparkling Water

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists and their Pets.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Echo Tourism'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'