Nootropics Gifts

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

The Cat Spa

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

Body Building

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Stop smoking,instantly.

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Forbidden Vegetable

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Mixed Nuts

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

P*ssed-atchios...

'Oi! '

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'