Nootropics Prints

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

The Cat Spa

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

Body Building

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Forbidden Vegetable

Stop smoking,instantly.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

'Oi! '

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Mixed Nuts

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

P*ssed-atchios...