Naturopathy Gifts

Natural Medicines

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"I think I need a prescription, Doctor. Those herbal remedies have gotten so expensive I can't afford them!"

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Alternative Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"The sea will doctor you now."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Alternative medicine

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I was hoping you could fix it with homeopathy.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."