Noose Novelty Seeker T-Shirts

"O.K., I'll talk."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Useless add-ons.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Mohammad's motors

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Toenail clipping missile.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.