Nonverbal Communications Fan Gifts

'He communicates his mood through his shoes.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"His tail has stopped wagging."

Body Language - Hiss!

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"As a successful negotiator I am well aware of the subtleties of non-verbal communication. This is my discreet way of telling the boss that I want a raise!"

The Theatre of Mime.

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

"Hopefully my body language tells you all you need to know."

YOL9.

You throw poop like a girl.

"Did you call me Madam?"

Marriage counselor to the mimes: 'Let me know if I'm close- you're sad, 'cause she feels trapped in this marriage...?'

"Check it out. I'm exploring the fine line between a look of intense concentration and my usual resting dumb face."

Thanksgiving Signals

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

"I like to stay positive."

Body language consultant

Your body language says "no," but your cranial punctuation says "hubba-hubba!" ! !