Non-verbal Communication Nerd Gifts

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Beware of Doug

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"So, why do they call you guys a 'murder'?"

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

"I now we always fly straight, but I was just wondering how far it would be if we drove."

Messenger Pigeons

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

'I was an amateur 'wordsmith'. Then I turned semi-pronoun.'

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"