Non-verbal Communication Nerd Pillows

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Name your sources."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

Beware of Doug

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

"I now we always fly straight, but I was just wondering how far it would be if we drove."

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Messenger Pigeons

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

"So, why do they call you guys a 'murder'?"

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

'I was an amateur 'wordsmith'. Then I turned semi-pronoun.'

'What? This is still a dead language, right?'

"His tail has stopped wagging."

Writer's Block.

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

"The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny! The British say the word ‘privacy’ funny!"