Nonverbal Communications Fan T-Shirts

'He communicates his mood through his shoes.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Body Language - Hiss!

"His tail has stopped wagging."

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

"As a successful negotiator I am well aware of the subtleties of non-verbal communication. This is my discreet way of telling the boss that I want a raise!"

The Theatre of Mime.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

"Hopefully my body language tells you all you need to know."

Marriage counselor to the mimes: 'Let me know if I'm close- you're sad, 'cause she feels trapped in this marriage...?'

"Did you call me Madam?"

"Check it out. I'm exploring the fine line between a look of intense concentration and my usual resting dumb face."

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

Thanksgiving Signals

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

"I like to stay positive."

"That's why, I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks."

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