Non-verbal Communication Fan T-Shirts

Marriage counselor to the mimes: 'Let me know if I'm close- you're sad, 'cause she feels trapped in this marriage...?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

Parrot annoying dog.

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

Body Language - Hiss!

"His tail has stopped wagging."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"As a successful negotiator I am well aware of the subtleties of non-verbal communication. This is my discreet way of telling the boss that I want a raise!"

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

The Theatre of Mime.

"He said absolutely, positively, read my lips - NO! Unless I'm reading him wrong, I'd say he's definitely warming up to the idea."

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

'They have great rapport.'

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."

"Hopefully my body language tells you all you need to know."

"Check it out. I'm exploring the fine line between a look of intense concentration and my usual resting dumb face."

"Did you call me Madam?"

You throw poop like a girl.

YOL9.

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

Thanksgiving Signals

'He communicates his mood through his shoes.'

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

"I like to stay positive."

"That's why, I always recommend amateurs just ignore all winks."

Your body language says "no," but your cranial punctuation says "hubba-hubba!" ! !