Nonsmoker Champion Gifts

'Do you mind not passive smoking in front of me?!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

Holding your breath for any length of time is harder than you think!

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly

"Aarrr... and this one here is to help me quit smoking."

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

'This people patch you prescribed doctor, it isn't working!'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board,'

'I'm afraid physics cannot explain why cigarette smoke always blows toward the non-smoker...'

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'