Nonsmoker Champion Mugs

'Do you mind not passive smoking in front of me?!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Holding your breath for any length of time is harder than you think!

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'He huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the house in. Obviously a non-smoker.'

No Smoking/second hand smoke kills.

"You can either stop smoking now or wait until after your cremation."

Man using nicotine patch incorrectly

The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'

"Aarrr... and this one here is to help me quit smoking."

'This people patch you prescribed doctor, it isn't working!'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

'Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board,'

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

'I'm afraid physics cannot explain why cigarette smoke always blows toward the non-smoker...'

'Those 'light' cigarettes have given you 'light' cancer'

'I'm very proud of you Andrew...You haven't smoked a cigarette all day.'