Nonsensical Genius T-Shirts

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"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Proust of Twitter

"Draw your own path."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

Writer's Block Party

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

T. S. Eliot

'Damn sea monkeys.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."