Non-traditional Family Admirer Gifts

A monster waves to its child in the maternity ward.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

"You remind me of someone."

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

"Let's review cause and effect. Your divorce 10 years ago can't affect your son's zero today."

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

'Go ask your other mother.'

'After all these years you'd think I'd see that coming.'

"He sent his first text today."

Suspicious family of werdios

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

Faith is good, health is okay, great family and friends, we live in America!

"Will you be our surrogate?"

"I apprecite the effort, dad, but I've already downloaded it to my tablet."

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"Honey, the baby just texted her first word!"

"On the plus side they're watching less TV now."

The End is Nigh!