Non-traditional Family Admirer Gifts

A monster waves to its child in the maternity ward.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"You remind me of someone."

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

"Let's review cause and effect. Your divorce 10 years ago can't affect your son's zero today."

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

Faith is good, health is okay, great family and friends, we live in America!

'After all these years you'd think I'd see that coming.'

'Go ask your other mother.'

"He sent his first text today."

Suspicious family of werdios

"Will you be our surrogate?"

"I apprecite the effort, dad, but I've already downloaded it to my tablet."

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"Dad, I know you're proud of me...and I'm happy you support my soccer team...but did you have to invite all five generations of the Bermudez family?"

"Honey, the baby just texted her first word!"

"On the plus side they're watching less TV now."

The End is Nigh!