Non-tenure-track Faculty Gifts

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Lucky Stars.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

End of Affirmative Action

Safe spaces?

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

Donald Trump and US Democracy

Assad chemical weapons use.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

Russian Bear Left Along in the Cold

To Iraq with love.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

U.S. Presidential Monuments.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"