Non-stick Ninja T-Shirts

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Self help acupuncture

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

I quilt therefore I am

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Knitted Kitty.

Bring It On!

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Teflon - a history

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Body Language - Hiss!

The light is green.

"Numb yet?"

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

Bridge Repairs

Multitasking

Maid with her sewing basket

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

"I can quit whenever I want to."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'