Non-sequitur Humor Lover Pillows

Car carrier trailer doubles as school bus.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Look! No hands!"

Crap from the future.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"You are still here."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

The Hammer

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Honest Voting Stickers

The Monroe Doctrine

'Where Are They Now?'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I'll have dessert first."

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Only in America

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."