Non-dom Navigator Pillows

"If the bastards are going to take away my non dom status I've a good mind to leave the country and go and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Computer Expert

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I am not asking for directions."

"You've got computer-breath."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."