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"If the bastards are going to take away my non dom status I've a good mind to leave the country and go and not pay my taxes somewhere else!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Life of Pi

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Computer Expert

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I am not asking for directions."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."