Non-dating Enthusiast Gifts

'When we said we just wanted her to be happy, we should have been more specific.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Romance

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

In Desperate Straits.

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

Film Lovers.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

Love Trap

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Romance

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Heart to heart talk.

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"You lack spontaniety."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Lovers.