Non-dating Enthusiast Gifts

'When we said we just wanted her to be happy, we should have been more specific.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Urns in love

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

In Desperate Straits.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Heart to heart talk.

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

Romance

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Film Lovers.

Love Trap

"You lack spontaniety."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'