Non-confrontational Humorist Pillows

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Optimist

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Kultural K9's.

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Earl suspends his disbelief.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Daffodil bulbs

Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

Eugene Ionesco

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Call me Ishmael."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels