Non-confrontational Humorist Mugs

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Optimist

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Kultural K9's.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Earl suspends his disbelief.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Daffodil bulbs

Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Call me Ishmael."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

Eugene Ionesco

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."