Traditionalist Humorist Mugs

"I'm old school. Instead of ranting on social media, I just scream in people's faces."

'Do you hear they fired Jake? He was caught using e-mail.'

"For twenty years I have been eating your food...Isn't that a declaration of love?"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

History of Cartooning.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Regifts of the Magi

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

OM, SWEET OM

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."