Non-alcoholic Beverage Pillows

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Selling lemon latt�

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Steak Ted?'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No ice.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

Beers

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."