Non-alcoholic Drinks Pillows

Pump with 'I can't believe it's not bitter'. 'It's our new non-alcoholic beer.'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

Non-alcoholic drinks.

'New Barbeque.'

"We card everyone. You're too old for a Shirley Temple."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Selling lemon latt�

'Steak Ted?'

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas

Beers

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Tea of Love

Yoga vs. Prosecco

The Alpha Seltzer

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Man...You age great!'