Non-alcoholic Beer Lover Pillows

"If I admit that I was wrong I would be admitting to myself that my whole life and everything I am and believe in is based on lies!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Snowmobull

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Beer Stall

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beers

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Man...You age great!'