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Streetcar in New Orleans

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Rise of Modern Art

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Book Shop.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'Touching.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

A Wrestler Abroad

Jimmy Hill

"How dare they call us 'common?!' Starlings are common. . . we're the 'spirit of the north woods' for cryin' out loud."

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

Mobster R&D

"He's my role model"

The Ambush

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.