Nola Admirer Gifts

Streetcar in New Orleans

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Do you buy cars here?"

The Rise of Modern Art

Cristiano Ronaldo

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Book Shop.

Raymond Queneau

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'Touching.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'

A Wrestler Abroad

"Dress code?"

"How dare they call us 'common?!' Starlings are common. . . we're the 'spirit of the north woods' for cryin' out loud."

Jimmy Hill

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Mobster R&D

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

Wayne Rooney

Two chips passing in the night.

"He's my role model"

The Ambush

"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."